Come and Behold Him

Pecs and biceps like these, to say nothing of lashes black as ebony and lips like cherry soda, wipe the slate clean of all the insincerity, narcissism, salesmanship, and self-promotion of the video in general.  Here is the true meaning of Christmas:  a babe and a proclamation of good news (for five days only).  Visions of sugary plums and a stocking-stuffer for my long winter's nap.