BELIEF, n., [bee-leaf]--unverifiable certainty
CHASTITY, n., [chass-tih-tee]--comfort found in genital loneliness
ENTHUSIASM, n., [en-thooz-ee-az-m]--any kind of nuttiness performed with a great amount of energy
FUN, n., [ph-uh-n]--state of oneness with one's instincts
IMAGINATION, n., [ih-ma-jin-eh-shun]--special eyeglasses for seeing the not yet possible
PRAYER, n., [preh-yer]--monologue performed with or without an audience, ostensibly in celebration of things being just the way they already are, with occasional eruptions of hysterical discontentment
PLAY, n., [puh-lay]--practice and performance of fun
PURITY, n., [pyoor-ih-tee]--state of having mentally and spiritually flayed oneself alive, usually at the instigation of unwisely acquired mentors
RACE, n., [rayss]--pseudo-scientific, often arbitrary classification of human beings into groups, analogous to "BREED" for dogs and horses
SIN, n., [sih-n]--see "FUN"
SUCCESS, n., [suck-sess]--envy and the high regard of those who do not love you
WORK, n., [werk]--eternal damnation fractured into bite-size bits
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